Sign Number (5): Your idea of a great date is taking your special friend or spouse to the Jeep dealership for a test drive.



Sign Number (4): You go into your bosses office to ask for a raise, and instead ask for a "Wrangler".



Sign Number (3): While booking a vacation to the Grand Caymans you inadvertently ask the travel agent what the current weather conditions are in the "Grand Cherokees".



Sign Number (2): You nearly run into the back side of the Prius in front of you while rubbernecking back at a cherry CJ7 parked on the side of the road.



Sign Number (1): You have every Bruce Willis movie ever made because his last name reminds you of that Willys CJ3A you'd die(hard) to have.